carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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