How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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