So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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