...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Less talking, more tequila
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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