I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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