He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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