So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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