Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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