So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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