haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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