He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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