if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You ruined the universe
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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