so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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