...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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