My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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