I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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