just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Someone signed my nipple.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
