Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
the liver wants what the liver wants
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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