Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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