Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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