I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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