Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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