If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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