where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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