Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
