is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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