ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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