How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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