I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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