A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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