I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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