Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
