I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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