I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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