Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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