didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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