i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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