I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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