but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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