A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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