He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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