The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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