so explain again why im purple
no
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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