he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dick very happy bro
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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