: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
high people should be assigned attendants
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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