she was so not down for the gang bang
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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