and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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