I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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