Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I deserve this hangover.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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