Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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