she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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