he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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