Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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