Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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