Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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